Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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