My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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