if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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