Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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