What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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