I heard we made out
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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