Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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