I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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