u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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