p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
