Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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