Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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