If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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