I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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