with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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