you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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