I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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