Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Randomize
