We're like a lot better than the average bears
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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