you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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