I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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