all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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