Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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