she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
