apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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