I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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