So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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