i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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