I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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