fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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