I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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