if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I cut my penus on the lid.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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