Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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