Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize