My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
