ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
two words: eviction party
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
whose parrot is this?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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