whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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