I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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