Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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