when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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