Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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