I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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