direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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