ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm drive I can fine osifer
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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