i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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