i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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