There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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