there was a trapeze. enough said
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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