So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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