He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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