you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
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MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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