Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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