you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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