they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Randomize
